I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize