I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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