People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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