I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
my shit smells like andre
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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