Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
