Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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