That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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