I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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