He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
