walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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