Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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