I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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