I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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