He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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