Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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