Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just gift wrapped bread.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Congratulations! We have a period
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