My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wish i was in the wii world.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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