Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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