Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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