what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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