I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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