Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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