The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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