My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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