We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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