This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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