tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I have already put on my inside pants.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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