I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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