i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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