I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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