Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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