a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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