you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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