I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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