I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
