i don't like sucking hair
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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