Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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