Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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