He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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