Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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