so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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