I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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