i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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