Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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