Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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