That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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