Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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