Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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