We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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