I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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