i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Barsexuality is the new black.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize