Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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