there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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