yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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