Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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