This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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